Stumped

I teach Kindergarten, so I answer about a million questions every day.



Can I go to the bathroom?

Is it lunch time yet?

What's 10 plus 0?

Is Barack Obama mixed?

Can I go use it?

Is it wake up time yet?

Is cornbread a healthy food?

What does M look like?

Are we going outside for recess?

When is it lunch time?

What does 9 look like?

Do we have to take our coats to PE?

What's for snack?

Is it lunch time yet?

Are we going to centers?

When are we eating lunch?



Well, they did it, the kids finally asked me one I couldn't answer...



Mrs. Beatty, are you going to die if you don't have a Sonic drink?


(crickets chirping)