A letter

Dear Tom,

This letter is in response to your complaint about my recent post, in which I stated I was "allergic to Aggies." I think that you know that I know that you know I was just kidding. You have an undergraduate degree in science. Surely you know it's not possible to be allergic to other people. Also, I'd like to state that I will NOT be issuing an apology for my taste in music. In fact, I downloaded some Linda Ronstadt
onto my iTunes tonight, just to tick you off. Well, actually it wasn't JUST to tick you off, but I'm sure it will anyway. I think I'll put the headphones on my belly so that Peanut can be a lover of the "bad" music, too. His first words are going to be Celine Dion. Mrahahahahaaa.

Sincerely,
Tiffany