21 things not to say to a pregnant woman...

1)	I slept like a rock.
2)	Sally looks fantastic, don't you think? It's hard to believe she's had three kids.
3)	You sure you wanna eat that cookie?
4)	My sister had a nine-pounder. We can beat that.
5)	Will those stretch marks go away?
6)	Wow, it's hard to believe something as big as a baby can actually come out of you.
7)	Can you get the phone? We're fourth and one.
8)	Of course I don't care about the weight gain, but you're kidding yourself if you think it's only 20.
9)	I'm trying to sleep. Can you be still?
10)	Don't be so emotional.
11)	I finished the ice cream.
12)	If I didn't know better I'd bet on triplets.
13)	I didn't know your ankles would look pregnant.
14)	You want me to dust off the exercise bike for after the baby?
15)	Brian's wife was in labor for 42 hours.
16)	I think we should have another one right away so that the kids will be close.
17)	Steve's wife walked out of the hospital wearing the same jeans that she wore before she got pregnant.
18)	I just found out what an episiotomy is do you want me to tell you?
19)	I told my mom she could live with us for a month after the baby is born.
20)	Can you try to have the baby after playoffs?
21)	I couldn't find a pair of gym shorts, so I'm wearing some of yours. I found this on the JCPenney website...it totally cracked me up. I restrained myself from highlighting the ones that my husband has actually said to me!